randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

the-pineal-gland:

Debbie Harry as Nicki Brand in Videodrome edit by Diego wha

the-pineal-gland:

Debbie Harry as Nicki Brand in Videodrome edit by Diego wha

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse)

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

I sneezed really hard and accidently punched myself in the nose and now I’m bleeding, I’m not really feeling today tbh.

I love when my followers send me words of encouragement. 

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chickensandwich:

ticklemebmo:

Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. 

nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl you like these moves?”

chickensandwich:

ticklemebmo:

Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. 

nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl you like these moves?”

(Source: togifs)

baboushkat:

its so weird hearing sudden english words in the middle of someone speaking another language its like ur ears suddenly zoom in

(Source: baebees)