someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve)

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?""hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

(Source: imposetonanonymat)